Message to New York: SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! You are never going to make it in Hollywood! You are crude, rude, ghetto, loud, and your boobs are too big! The only fucking reason that you have been on VH1 for so long is that people like to make fucking fun of you! Jesus Christ lady, the only reason that you made it on television in the first place is because you have no qualms about fucking an irritating, lanky, creepy mother fucker who wears a clock around his neck and shouts "Yeah Boy" 500 fucking times a day! Woohoo!
I watched your show, New York Goes to Hollywood, for all of about 20 minutes and wanted to bore a hole through my temple and into my brain with a dull drill bit. You're a bitch. We get it already. You have no class, absolutely zero tact, and you couldn't act your way out of a wet paper bag. Do yourself a favor...either change your entire personality, or just give up now, because you'll be lucky to get a gig playing the 4th to last person to die in some shitty horror flick that everyone will say sucked.
Freaking god! You are the type of person who just needs to be hit in the face with a folding chair repeatedly for about 6 straight days.
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