Okay, first I would like to tell everyone a little about myself. I am a naturally calm and enjoyable person. I am mild mannered, somewhat quiet, and a generally nice person. I am as nice as can possibly be to people, even when they are completely despicable.
Quite simply, the reason for this blog is for me to rant about all of the people out there, whether i know them or not, that absolutely annoy the fuck out of me. [I forgot to mention that I tend to use bad, almost overly vulgar language.]
I refuse to be politically correct, but I want everyone to know that I am not in any way, shape, or form prejudiced towards any group of people outside of murders, rapists, thieves, and drug-heads who are detriments to society and don't deserve to use the oxygen of this planet. Oh yeah, and I hate tools. Not like hammer and saw tools, but like "Dude, you are such a freaking tool" tools. They suck at life.
In my saying "I'm going to stab you in the face" and any other notions of physical harm, I am not in any way making a threat. This is just something I say as opposed to "I'm going to kill you" and such. It sounds funnier. It is just a quirky part of my personality and I would never bring harm to another person to save my life.
All that being said, happy reading! I hope that you can enjoy reading my opinions about the tools of the world that just happen to pop up on my radar. No one is safe. If you read something you find offensive, read a little more. If you find everything else funny then don't bitch because I ripped on someone you like or the type of person that you are. Like I said, no one is safe from my criticism and smart ass comments. Suck it up and keep reading or just don't read my blog at all. Period, end of discussion. I will not remove anything unless it violates a law or something.
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