Hey Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: You fucking suck! What is the deal with doing concerts that say it is Hannah Montana AND Miley Cyrus performing? You are the same fucking person you stupid little twat! Seriously, who else in the entire bloody shit-pile we call Earth gets to be both themselves and their alterego at the same time?
***NEWS FLASH***
Shut the fuck up and decide who you want to be retard!
By the way, I thought that the ability to sing well was a requirement to get famous and whatnot. I guess I'm wrong on that front. But seriously, Hannah/Miley, you are famous essentially because your father had one hit song way back when I was a little girl. That song sucked worse than all of yours do.
Oh, and those photos! I actually thought they were very good photos, a little provocative, but still good photos. Then you have to go fuck it all up by leaving the shoot and going directly to the news starting your own scandal about yourself! That is the saddest fucking level you can stoop to! And all of that bullshit just to get yourself some higher ratings. You say you want to be a role model for girls everywhere, but I pray to whatever the fuck is out there that none of these little children follow in your footsteps. Not only are you bringing shame to music in general, but you are also teaching girls to be pedophile fodder. Can you even fathom how many fucked up child molesters beat off to some of your pictures?
You disgust me. I hope someone cuts your nose off.
Friday, August 29, 2008
Thursday, August 28, 2008
New York goes to Hollywood!
Message to New York: SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! You are never going to make it in Hollywood! You are crude, rude, ghetto, loud, and your boobs are too big! The only fucking reason that you have been on VH1 for so long is that people like to make fucking fun of you! Jesus Christ lady, the only reason that you made it on television in the first place is because you have no qualms about fucking an irritating, lanky, creepy mother fucker who wears a clock around his neck and shouts "Yeah Boy" 500 fucking times a day! Woohoo!
I watched your show, New York Goes to Hollywood, for all of about 20 minutes and wanted to bore a hole through my temple and into my brain with a dull drill bit. You're a bitch. We get it already. You have no class, absolutely zero tact, and you couldn't act your way out of a wet paper bag. Do yourself a favor...either change your entire personality, or just give up now, because you'll be lucky to get a gig playing the 4th to last person to die in some shitty horror flick that everyone will say sucked.
Freaking god! You are the type of person who just needs to be hit in the face with a folding chair repeatedly for about 6 straight days.
I watched your show, New York Goes to Hollywood, for all of about 20 minutes and wanted to bore a hole through my temple and into my brain with a dull drill bit. You're a bitch. We get it already. You have no class, absolutely zero tact, and you couldn't act your way out of a wet paper bag. Do yourself a favor...either change your entire personality, or just give up now, because you'll be lucky to get a gig playing the 4th to last person to die in some shitty horror flick that everyone will say sucked.
Freaking god! You are the type of person who just needs to be hit in the face with a folding chair repeatedly for about 6 straight days.
Hello and Welcome!
Okay, first I would like to tell everyone a little about myself. I am a naturally calm and enjoyable person. I am mild mannered, somewhat quiet, and a generally nice person. I am as nice as can possibly be to people, even when they are completely despicable.
Quite simply, the reason for this blog is for me to rant about all of the people out there, whether i know them or not, that absolutely annoy the fuck out of me. [I forgot to mention that I tend to use bad, almost overly vulgar language.]
I refuse to be politically correct, but I want everyone to know that I am not in any way, shape, or form prejudiced towards any group of people outside of murders, rapists, thieves, and drug-heads who are detriments to society and don't deserve to use the oxygen of this planet. Oh yeah, and I hate tools. Not like hammer and saw tools, but like "Dude, you are such a freaking tool" tools. They suck at life.
In my saying "I'm going to stab you in the face" and any other notions of physical harm, I am not in any way making a threat. This is just something I say as opposed to "I'm going to kill you" and such. It sounds funnier. It is just a quirky part of my personality and I would never bring harm to another person to save my life.
All that being said, happy reading! I hope that you can enjoy reading my opinions about the tools of the world that just happen to pop up on my radar. No one is safe. If you read something you find offensive, read a little more. If you find everything else funny then don't bitch because I ripped on someone you like or the type of person that you are. Like I said, no one is safe from my criticism and smart ass comments. Suck it up and keep reading or just don't read my blog at all. Period, end of discussion. I will not remove anything unless it violates a law or something.
Quite simply, the reason for this blog is for me to rant about all of the people out there, whether i know them or not, that absolutely annoy the fuck out of me. [I forgot to mention that I tend to use bad, almost overly vulgar language.]
I refuse to be politically correct, but I want everyone to know that I am not in any way, shape, or form prejudiced towards any group of people outside of murders, rapists, thieves, and drug-heads who are detriments to society and don't deserve to use the oxygen of this planet. Oh yeah, and I hate tools. Not like hammer and saw tools, but like "Dude, you are such a freaking tool" tools. They suck at life.
In my saying "I'm going to stab you in the face" and any other notions of physical harm, I am not in any way making a threat. This is just something I say as opposed to "I'm going to kill you" and such. It sounds funnier. It is just a quirky part of my personality and I would never bring harm to another person to save my life.
All that being said, happy reading! I hope that you can enjoy reading my opinions about the tools of the world that just happen to pop up on my radar. No one is safe. If you read something you find offensive, read a little more. If you find everything else funny then don't bitch because I ripped on someone you like or the type of person that you are. Like I said, no one is safe from my criticism and smart ass comments. Suck it up and keep reading or just don't read my blog at all. Period, end of discussion. I will not remove anything unless it violates a law or something.
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